2008年9月29日星期一

名校刁鑽小一面試題

明報專訊】入讀明年小一的報名季節展開,33所私立或直資名校的面試試題疑於網上曝光, …… 聖保羅書院小學校長陳陳慕珍聞悉有家長「掌握」學校面試題目後,表現得有點驚愕,並指部分試題屬實。

英語題
1) If I give you $10000, what will you buy?
Please give me $10000 and I'll tell you, sir.
後記 —— 某博客(已找不回出處)如此回答:一萬元可以買個學位嗎?對生於不少小學校長仍有受賄的年代的我來說,這個無意的諷刺剛好搔著癢處。

2) Which singer or band do you like most? Tell me something about it.
I don't know the name of the singer, but I love The Song of Springfield Flowers Kindergarten. 鵝悶是快樂的好兒童,鵝悶天天一起歌唱 ……

3) What is the difference between a clinic and a hospital?
In a clinic, the doctor will give you some candies; in a hospital, the doctors are so busy that you don't see many of them around.

4) Which festivals do you like most? Why?
Seeing that you like to talk about money, I guess I'm supposed to tell you I love Lunar New Year most, because I'll receive a large amount of "lei sees".

5) If you have a lot of money, which country shall you go?
Why, sir, are you so interested in talking about money? You don't need a lot of money in order to travel abroad. You can ride a bike to Europe or even Africa.

6) Can you introduce a book that you have found interesting?
Lolita or Die Klavierspielerin. Are teachers always that naughty?

7) If the fire is coming, what will you take when you are running away?
If a fire is coming, run. Don't mess with your personal belongings, stupid.

8) Do you have pet? Can you tell me something about it?
How interesting. You know, Hong Kong is not a pet-friendly city. Unless you are very rich and have your own house or you live in some rural area, you're usually not allowed to keep any pet at your home. Are you using this question to screen out those who live in high society?

粵語題
9) 有一隻螞蟻跌落河叫救命,碰巧有一隻蝴蝶飛過,如果你是蝴蝶,會怎樣做?
阿 Sir,螞蟻係唔識嗌救命o既。同情地想,如果我是 John Chow,夢見自己係蝴蝶,咪繼續發夢o羅!

10) 可否說出一兩個港鐵站的名稱。
我返學放學都有轎車接送,唔使搭港鐵,咁你滿意未?

11) 看見有人打架會怎樣處理?
我只係個五歲的細路仔,你想我點處理?就係因為你地 D 大人乜都唔做,淨係識得巴結權貴,連打架都要推畀五歲小兒處理,個社會先至咁變態。

12) 在地上看見一個 10 元硬幣,你會怎樣?
又係「如果李嘉誠看見地上有張金牛」那類機會成本問題嗎?真係無新意。

13) 如果收到陌生人電話,又沒有家長在家,你會怎辦?
唉 …… 我屋企有阿四幫我聽電話,又使乜煩?阿 Sir,你要試探我的家境到幾時?

14) 行政長官、財政司長是誰?
不知道。這個問題重要嗎?我們家一向有事便直接搵阿爺,唔需要靠呢班打工的。

普通話題
15) 請唱一首普通話兒歌。
「歌唱祖國」算不算?它的內容還真夠童話的。啊,我可不可以咪嘴?

16) Do you know Putonghua? Would you tell me your name?
你怎麼不用普通話問我呢?

家長題
17) 平日多應酬嗎?多回家吃晚飯嗎?
貴校有教無類嗎?還是想巴結權貴?

18) 你的子女最愛哪個卡通人物?
答「福娃」夠不夠政治正確?

19) 你的職業是甚麼?平日如何跟子女溝通?
那究竟跟我的子女是否適合貴校有何關係?

20) 可否談談自己的教育理念?
這個問題該由你先回答吧。

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5 則留言:

Dorothy Wong 說...

15) 我想起祖國偉大的卡通片《唐詩家族》……mms://av.eolasia.com/gdportal/tt/11708-webp.wma

The suffocated 說...

《唐詩家族》D 音樂好夾硬來 …… 唔嫌老餅的話,《紅豆相思》好 D

http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=wDAiPAR44Hc

Dorothy Wong 說...

我頂唔順了……
突然覺得院歌水準很高。
http://www.cuhk.edu.hk/shaw/chi/col_song.html

IP 說...

可以轉載這一篇在xanga=jaczzzz嗎?

ps.很喜歡你寫的會考/高考系列!!
一口氣全都看完haha...

The suffocated 說...

IP:

歡迎光臨。

非公開的 blog (你提及的 jaczzzz)要轉載其他人的文章,著實令我覺得意外。你喜歡的話便轉載吧,其實這篇寫得很爛,只是看到如此荒謬的試題,有點發晦氣而已。前教統局長李國章的教育「改革」成效如何,可以另議,但好的中小學在有意無意之間變得貴族化,卻遺害甚大。